Whenever hubby’s away, I drive his car. It’s easier to park and zip around and especially now, it handles much better in the snow than my vehicle. I drive a […]
The U.S. Speed Skating team has been massively disappointed at failing to finish above 7th in any event at the Winter Olympics in Sochi this past week. Even previous 1,000 […]
Ides of March Year 16 of the reign of the tyrant Gaius Julius Caesar Ave Agony Aunt Bathilda, An urgent matter of national security has arisen, for which I would beg […]
Snowstorms, frosty nights, torrential rains ~ oh my! The first two school and work days of the new year were spent at home. I worked from home and schools here closed due to the snow. This week, at the hour when my older one left to catch the school bus, […]
Look. If you’d come home earlier at night, I wouldn’t have cheated on you. Why do you have to work late all the time? It’s your fault. – You’re right. It’s my fault for hooking up with you in the first place.
I changed my mind at the last minute. I just didn’t feel like going again. – said he, the day after she had arrived at their planned week-long vacation to Hawai’i, didn’t see him, and decided to call to find out what had happened. Yes, she paid for both airline […]
Okay, I’ll confess: I’ve committed myself to posting everyday in November but today I’m really out of time and my ideas will take too long to sort out into a readable format. Therefore I will leave you with this memorable quote from Principal McGee, Rydell High School: If you can’t […]
I don’t believe in monogamy. I think marriage is an unnatural way for people to live. – said her husband, 10 years into their marriage.
My friend, Tina, tells me that her manager, B, never has an off-day. He says he has never experienced a bad day. Everyday is not just good; it’s wonderful and bright. At this point, Cynical Me takes over. I start to imagine a certain someone and his non-stop happiness and […]
Do we have to kiss each other goodbye every morning? – he said, after 11 years of togetherness.
Tower of London, 18 May 1536 Dear Agony Aunt Bathilda, I am writing with the hope that you will receive this well in advance of any further deterioration of my predicament. Your reputation for competent and thoughtful advice to the lovelorn is legendary here in London. Aunt Bathilda, I had […]
ME: Can’t we go somewhere else tonight for a change? We go to that place all the time. HIM: Why should I pay to go to a club, when we can go to “The Lounge” for free? – circa 1989