Quoth My Beloved #8
Look. If you’d come home earlier at night, I wouldn’t have cheated on you. Why do you have to work late all the time? It’s your fault. – You’re right. It’s my fault for hooking up with you in the first place.
Look. If you’d come home earlier at night, I wouldn’t have cheated on you. Why do you have to work late all the time? It’s your fault. – You’re right. It’s my fault for hooking up with you in the first place.
I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel. ~ Audrey Hepburn This is one of my dreams these days. Who knew? I need to refuel! Happy Sunday night, everyone!
I changed my mind at the last minute. I just didn’t feel like going again. – said he, the day after she had arrived at their planned week-long vacation to Hawai’i, didn’t see him, and decided to call to find out what had happened. Yes, she paid for both airline […]
Okay, I’ll confess: I’ve committed myself to posting everyday in November but today I’m really out of time and my ideas will take too long to sort out into a readable format. Therefore I will leave you with this memorable quote from Principal McGee, Rydell High School: If you can’t […]
I don’t believe in monogamy. I think marriage is an unnatural way for people to live. – said her husband, 10 years into their marriage.
Do we have to kiss each other goodbye every morning? – he said, after 11 years of togetherness.
ME: Can’t we go somewhere else tonight for a change? We go to that place all the time. HIM: Why should I pay to go to a club, when we can go to “The Lounge” for free? – circa 1989
I love you. But I’m not in love with you. ~ I should have realized that this one was never going to work out…
So what’s wrong with living with my mother for the rest of my life? – nice, but unambitious 24-y-o boyfriend, circa 1990’s
If you never expect anything from me, you’ll never be disappointed. – 1st boyfriend, circa 1988.